Please DON'T leave a message at the tone...

I hate voicemail. Seriously. I wish I didn't even have it on my phone. I never check it. Ok, I do... but very, very rarely. Probably once a month, or when people start telling me my voicemail inbox is full. I wonder if I can remove the voicemail feature through Verizon? Hmm... But seriously... I am not surprised or newly educated on anything by checking my voicemail. Usually I get voicemails weeks after their original recording, and I haven't missed a thing. You call back, you email, you text, you Facebook. But I don't miss out on anything by not checking it in a "timely" manner.